Like Eating A Plastic Bag – Kingman Industries Sweet Surrender Edible Undies

Whenever you visit a sex shop, you see them.  Edible undies.  They’re something I’d always been curious about, but just never quite curious enough to buy a pair.  When PinkCherry.com sent me the Kingman Industries Couples Sweet Surrender Edible Bra and Undie, I was interested to see how it would work out.

WHAT IT IS

The Sweet Surrender kit includes an edible bra and thong.  These are put on via tie strings.  The entire thing is edible, strings and all.  They should be left in the packaging until you are ready to use them.  When they touch the warmth of the skin, they become more pliable and the taste supposedly changes.  They are meant to be licked or eaten off the body of the wearer as part of foreplay.  Of course, the edible undies are sold more as a novelty item than, say, a chocolate body syrup would be, but it can still be used as part of a sexual experience.

PACKAGING

Sweet Surrender Packaging

The Sweet Surrender Edible Undies come in a small cardboard box that’s wrapped in plastic.  The front has a photo of a woman wrapped around a man.  It says “Couples Sweet Surrender His And Hers Edibles” with the flavor and what the box contains in small print at the bottom.

The back says that the undies are sold “as a novelty item only.”  It gives directions on how to use the undies.  It has two different languages.  It also states that this product is not animal tested.

The bottom of the packaging has the ingredient listing.

SIZING

Sweet Surrender Edible Undies

These undies come in only one size option.  They are put on via tie strings so they should fit a range of sizes, however they will not fit all sizes.

The top string of the bra measures 34.5″ across.  The bottom string of the bra measures 33.75″.  Each heart of the bra measures 3″ high and 3.75″ across at the widest point.  At the bottom of each heart measures 2 5/8″.  They can be moved around on the string for placement.

The tie strings of the undies measure 35.5″.  The top of the undies is 5″ across.  They are 8.5″ down.  The back is 2″ wide.

I wear a size 6.  My breasts are 34DD/36D.  My waist is 28″ and my hips are 39″.  The fit of this on my chest was a bit laughable.  It didn’t cover much of my breasts and provided zero support (not that any was expected).  It was a tight fit around my chest for the tie string and since I kept breaking the tie string when I would go to tie it, eventually I just had to let it go untied in the back.

DESIGN

Sweet Surrender Design

The bra portion of the undies are shaped like hearts that don’t come to a point at the bottom.  They operate on little sliders so they can be moved around on the strings for placement.

The thong is pretty basic.  It’s almost like a rectangle both front and back with the back being smaller than the front.  You can sort of see the back outlined through the front in the photos.

TASTE

I have the undies in Cherry flavor.  My husband describes the taste of these as “plastic bag.”  I would tend to agree with that.  There may be the slightest hint of a cherry flavoring, but it’s that cough syrup like cherry flavoring and it’s an aftertaste, not the primary taste.  Mostly it tastes like you put a plastic bag in your mouth.  My husband was really disappointed in this because they look like they would taste like a cherry fruit rollup.  Not at all.  They make your mouth go all weird and sort of dry where your smacking your lips like a dog that ate peanut butter.

UNDIES IN USE

So first I had to get these on.  That was a task in and of itself.  It’s pretty delicate so moving the hearts over without ripping anything took patience.  I got them placed properly and went to tie them in the back.  I tried to tie them loosely, as the directions state.  They broke.  I tried again.  They broke.  Again and again until I finally just didn’t have enough tie to tie anything.  I did get the top to tie but then it popped near the heart.  UGH!  I didn’t try the bottoms because I’m super sensitive to yeast infections and am paranoid about putting anything sweet near my genitals.

Once on, I noticed that these weren’t sticky on my skin.  I had expected these to feel like a fruit rollup which is super sticky.  These would stick to my skin if pushed down but not leave a sticky residue if I lifted it back up.  That’s a big deal for me as I hate sticky things on me.

I left the bra on for a little bit to let it warm up to my skin temperature.  Then I called my husband in.  He’s always way more excited than me to test these food items because it means he gets to play with my breasts for longer than I would normally allow.  He started off by licking the bra, but it came up with his tongue.  I guess that felt awkward or something because he just took a bite the next time.  He made an awful yuck face and almost spit the bra out.  He got it down, but barely.

Even worse than the bra itself was the string.  It’s not something you can lick because the whole string goes into your mouth.  Once in, it doesn’t want to dissolve.  It’s even more like a plastic bag than the bra.  We debated on if it was even supposed to be edible for a while.  It has a light cherry flavor, so we figured it was supposed to be.  Given how long it took to eat it, it was questionable.  The box does say the whole thing is edible.  I wouldn’t recommend the string.

The good thing is that once we decided we were done with this, cleanup was easy.  It never really started to dissolve, even with licking and biting.  I just removed the bra and that was that.  I wasn’t sticky.  No residue was left behind.  We were able to move directly on to better foreplay without me having to shower off first.  If only this tasted better, this would be a food item I wouldn’t mind in the bedroom.

INGREDIENTS

Hydroxypropyl Methylcellulose, Glyceryl Acetate Esther, Artificial Flavor, Cherry (red)

Contains 2% or less of the following:

Potassium Stearate, Saccharin, Propylene Glycol Monostearate, Artificial Color, Titanium Dioxide, Butylated Hydroxyanisole (0.0003%)

All links go to the Ingredient Guide where you can learn more about the ingredients listed.

RECOMMENDATION

If you’re looking for a joke novelty item, then maybe this is something to look into.  As an actual use sexual product the taste is just not palatable.  It’s also near impossible to get on without breaking the strings.  It’s a cute idea, but not something that works really well.

IN CONCLUSION

The only thing that saves this from being a one star item is that it doesn’t leave behind a sticky mess and that it has some novelty appeal.  Outside of the novelty aspect, it’s a pretty useless item.

Rating:  2/5
Intensity:  N/A
Noise:  N/A

Pros:  Doesn’t leave behind residue, Novelty appeal
Cons:  Tastes awful, Strings break easily, Won’t fit all sizes

PURCHASING

Kingman Industries Sweet Surrender Edible Undies are available from PinkCherry.com for $12.99.  You can also find them on Facebook and Twitter.  Be sure to stop by their new blog as well!

DISCLAIMER

This product was provided for free in exchange for an honest review.  Affiliate links have been used in the review.  It is in compliance with FTC guidelines.  Thanks to PinkCherry.com for providing the Kingman Industries Sweet Surrender Edible Undies for this review!

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